Whim Reviews By Ex-Girlfriends

 

"Oh, he's a singer-songwriter now. Why not?"

Zoey, Houdini, Maine.

(Ed. Note: It turns out Zoey is quite a bit deaf in one ear. When we met, I answered "musician" when she asked me what I did. She then asked if she could be in my "act". I asked her if she could sing. She said no, but she was double jointed in her knees, hips and back. Frankly, of the numerous times I've asked that question, that was the best answer I ever heard. She broke it off soon after she discovered I couldn't roll a quarter across my knuckles or perform any card trick. I am still looking for that extra limber background singer. TS)

 

"I am disappointed in his hair. Why wouldn't a guy who went to all that trouble have some nice show biz hair. Like Frankie Vallie. I know a girl who knows the guy who does Frankie's show biz hair, I could hook him up. Terry, if you're reading this, bubby, call me, I'll hook you up."

Julie, Vegas, CA

 

"It's not a bad CD, my fiancé loves music and can really dance. He is very successful in business and is admired in the community. His family came over on the Mayflower. He gets a new car every year. He never says anything inappropriate. And he wouldn't mention to people that he can "burp The Star Spangled Banner" if he could, that's for sure. He knows that is unprofessional, and why would someone learn that anyway?"

Carmen, Histown, NJ

 

"He has a big head. He's not conceited, I just remember his head being larger than normal. I have the CD, and I will certainly listen to it. I think they photoshopped his head on the cover."

Gloria, Lobe, FL

 

"He's a schmuck. I imagine he writes schmucky songs, and sings like a schmuck. The CD will go a long way, if you throw it like a Frisbee out a car window at 80 mph."

Sheila, Bitterton, TN

 

(Ed Note: While some of the toe tappers included on the CD "Whim", the new collection of songs from singer/songwriter/keyboardist Terry Sampson, might cause excitement which can lead to high speed driving, we here at Aunthentic Recordings cannot condone breaking the speed limit under any circumstances. Unless you're on the Autobahn. Or driving across Nebraska. -Carl, Authentic Recordings.)